Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Rant #410: What Do Jews Do On Christmas?
This is a seemingly age-old question.
With much of the country celebrating Christmas, what do those that don't celebrate this holiday do on December 25?
Well, I can't speak for Muslims, atheists, or other groups that don't celebrate the holiday, but I can speak for Jewish people, since I am one.
Rather than go with the flow, like many Jews do--and what I mean by that is that they actually have the audacity to set up their homes as if they celebrated Christmas, including lighting Hanukkah bushes--many Jews, including myself, take a philosophical approach to the whole thing.
We look at it as a day off, and little more.
Sure, the rest of the world, or at least our world, celebrates this holiday, and we are bombarded by the media so we don't forget that fact.
But for me, it is simply a day off.
Sure, this year it is on a Saturday, so I would have the day off anyway, but we get days off surrounding the holiday that we normally wouldn't have off.
So we take slight advantage of being off on the holiday, but really, only a slight advantage.
You've probably heard the term "Jewish Christmas." I find this truly repugnant, but to illustrate what many Jews do on Christmas, I am using it here. I also posted a photo of a Jewish Christmas ornament. Yes, I find this pretty repugnant too.
What Jews do on Christmas while they have a day off is to go to the movies and eat either kosher deli or Chinese food.
Yes, that is what we do.
The movies have always been open on Christmas for as long as I can remember. So we take our families and see whatever movies are playing.
And as for eating, well, the standard used to be that kosher deli and Chinese food were the only things available on Christmas day, but that is changing.
Many fast food restaurants now open on Christmas Day. I know that Burger King started this practice a few years ago, and now other such establishments are following suit.
Honestly, I have no problem with this. I am sure they are paying their workers (or at least I hope they are paying their workers) double and triple overtime for working this day. And on my end, why should I not have this choice of food if that is what I want (probably not, but I should still have the choice).
So now you know what Jews do on Christmas. I am sure many of us go visiting our non-Jewish friends on this day, but it is really funny, most Jews I know go to the movies and eat Chinese food on December 25.
This year, Christmas is even more of a holiday for us, because Hanukkah was so early this year, kind of blending into Thanksgiving. Next year, it will be slightly before Christmas, so everyone can all celebrate at once.
Sometimes, it is nice being on the outside looking in.
Posted by Larry at 4:30 AM