Thursday, May 15, 2014

Rant #1,208: The Ballad of the Kia

(Sung to the theme to the "Gilligan's Island" theme song)

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this Island town
Aboard this sedan car.
The mate was the most beautiful girl in the world
The driver brave and sure,
Three people set sail that day
For an afternoon drive
An afternoon drive
A car came out of nowhere
The sedan car was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Kia would be lost
The Kia would be lost
The car set ground on the side of the road
In the middle of this Island town
With Larry
His wife Elena
Their son
And no one else
Here on Long's Isle.

Again, bear with me, I am getting through this, and writing something like this is almost therapy for me. 

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