Thursday, May 29, 2014
Rant #1,217: Here In My Car ...
Yes, I finally got my new car yesterday.
My wife and I still have to go back to the dealer and get our plates put onto the car.
There is a slight problem on that end of the deal. Don't ask.
Otherwise, the car is mine.
Not only do I get a new car, but I get a new monthly bill to celebrate with.
Just what I needed.
The car is nice, but a bit too high tech for me.
It has all these buttons, knobs, other things that I haven't figured out yet, and maybe never will.
For instance, the dealer was nice enough to give me not only a brand new car, but about an eighth of a tank of gas to usher my new experience with.
I pulled into a gas station last night, and for the life of me, I could not figure out how to open the gas tank.
I looked and looked and looked, but I could not find the button to push to open it.
I left the station, went home, and sat in the car for several minutes until I figured it out.
The gas tank button is on the door.
Was I supposed to know this?
So this morning, at about 4:30 a.m., like a nut, I went to the nearest gas station, not the cheapest gas station, but the nearest one.
I put in gas and more gas and more gas ... $67 worth.
I was done, I thought.
No, I cannot figure out how to get the gas cap on properly.
It doesn't "click" like I am used to, and it says right on it all that I need is one "click" to close it.
I think I did it, but I am not sure.
Otherwise, the car is nice, but like I said, too high tech for me.
I used to like it when you could just get into a car, put the key in, and drive away to your heart's content.
The way they make cars now, it is like you are in a jumbo jet and have to ready yourself for takeoff.
Not my thing.
But the car is nice, we just have to get our plates on tonight, and we will be ready to take off.
Err ... I mean drive.
And what car did I get?
A 2014 Kia Optima.
Posted by Larry at 1:58 AM